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    Junk Food Junkie - Best of the Bar Bands

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    XenagogueVicene

    by XenagogueVicene

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    #1.
    C F C
    You know I love that organic cooking, I always ask for more.
    A D G
    And they call me Mr. Natural, on down to the health food store.
    C F C
    I only eat good sea salt, white sugar don't touch my lips.
    C A D G C
    And my friends is always begging me to take them on, macrobiotic trips.
    Am
    Yes, they are.

    #2.
    Am
    Oh, but at night I take out my strongbox, that I keep under
    Dm Am
    lock and key.
    D G
    And I take it off to my closet, where nobody else can see.
    Am Dm Am
    I open that door so slowly, take a peek up north and south.
    C A D G C
    Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie, and I pop it in my mouth.

    CHORUS:
    F C G C
    Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be.
    C Am E Am
    But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me.

    #3.
    C F C
    Well, at lunchtime you can always find me, at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar.
    A D G
    Just sucking on my plain white yogurt, from my hand thrown pottery jar.
    C F C
    And sippin' a little hand pressed cider, with a carrot stick for dessert.
    C A D G C
    And wiping my face in a natural way, on the sleeve of my peasant shirt.
    Am
    Oh yeah!

    #4.
    Am Dm Am
    Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight and I'm all by myself.
    Am D G
    I work that combination, on my secret hideaway shelf.
    Am Dm Am
    And I pull out some Fritos corn chips, Dr. Pepper and an ol' Moon Pie.
    C A D G C
    Then I sit back in glorious expectation, of a genuine junk food high.

    CHORUS:
    F C G C
    Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be.
    C Am E Am
    But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me.

    #5.
    C F C
    My friends down at the commune, they think I'm pretty neat.
    C A
    Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts,
    D G
    but I give 'em all something to eat.