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    War on Christmas: Jon Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly

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    It's Christmas Eve. We know you're too busy stuffing your faces and counting presents under the tree, to get lost in the weird world of YouTube. But if you watch just one Christmas-themed animation created by Taiwanese panda bears make it this one!

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    While most of the world is enjoying the day off, we're working our Asian asses off to make sure you get your lulz in before the new year. What do you expect? We're Asian -- not even Santa can get us to take a day off! Grab more ham, lean back and enjoy our little video.

    Twas the night before Christmas
    and all through the fields,
    Conservatives were getting ready
    with their guns and their shields.

    Santa agreed he couldn't take any more,
    "I'm putting a stop to this Christmas-themed war!"
    "What happened to Christmas, does anyone care?"
    Thought Bill O'Reilly with his sad little stare.

    Out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
    in order to deal with this sad Christmas matter.
    Jon Stewart looked on, super amused,
    "You guys are too sensitive! Be more like the Jews!"

    But Santa's crew went for the attack,
    too bad the whole world had Jon Stewart's back.
    "This war is over, let's go back to real news,"
    he said to the Christians, Muslims and Jews.

    Stewart sprang to his sleigh,
    to his team gave a whistle,
    and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

    But before he drove right out of sight,
    he said "Merry Christmas
    HAPPY Channuk...Hanu..Hannuk...
    argh...Happy holidays to all,
    and to all a good-night!"