Here Come Smokey's Claws (Christmas Parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus") - HD

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Watch on YouTube for an avi hd version and to get the links to the other cat videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBOxZvDcvA

Lyrics below. Third installment of the Bad Cat parody trilogy (the other two and the two additional videos featuring Smokey linked to at the end). Most of the clips

are simply taken from my "Ain't no Rest for the Kitty." I won't deny that this video's out of sync with the lyrics and music; I also had recorded a version in the

style of Elvis' cover of this classic Christmas song (which I sang better in), but unfortunately chose to use this ear-raping one instead since it was shorter (less

work) and didn't have non-removable background vocals saying "Santa Claus".
First time using Sony Vegas Pro 12, so if the effects + transitions seem scattered (well, they always are in my videos), it's because this was more or less an

experimental video too figure out how the modules worked and what I can do. Also even though the video was filmed and saved in HD, I'm not sure if it rendered very

well.
Recording: http://tindeck.com/listen/mvxk (Elvis version, 16bit audio)

Lyrics: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/christmas21.shtml
Here come Smokey's Claws
Here come Smokey's Claws
Right down everyone's face
Rippin' and Scratchin'
Pokin' and Gashin'
Til the skin peels away
Kitty's meowing
Kiddies "ow"-ing
All are running in fright
So grab a Band-Aid
And say goodbye
Cause Smokey's going outside tonight

Here come Smokey's Claws
Here come Smokey's Claws
Right down everyone's leg
Looks really mad, man
Pretty annoyed, and
Poor children are not safe
Hear those veins, they
Squirt gush spray
Oh, what a bloodiful sight
He's under your bed
Protect your head
Cause Smokey just came back inside

Here come Smokey's Claws
Here come Smokey's Claws
Right down everyone's brain
He gets really mean
Around Halloween
It's Kitty's time to reign
He unhinges monster claws
Can only hope he won't bite
So get your shield
And maybe some gloves
Cause Smokey wants you to fight

Here come Smokey's Claws
Here come Smokey's Claws
Right down your artery
Tearin' and grabbin'
Stichin' and stabbin'
Til you see vertebrae
Skin cells dying
Children crying
We have nowhere to hide
So lock the doors
And scan the floors
Can Smokey be de-clawed sometime?

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