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    Here Come Smokey's Claws (Christmas Parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus") - HD

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    MacaroniMan17

    by MacaroniMan17

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    Watch on YouTube for an avi hd version and to get the links to the other cat videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBOxZvDcvA

    Lyrics below. Third installment of the Bad Cat parody trilogy (the other two and the two additional videos featuring Smokey linked to at the end). Most of the clips

    are simply taken from my "Ain't no Rest for the Kitty." I won't deny that this video's out of sync with the lyrics and music; I also had recorded a version in the

    style of Elvis' cover of this classic Christmas song (which I sang better in), but unfortunately chose to use this ear-raping one instead since it was shorter (less

    work) and didn't have non-removable background vocals saying "Santa Claus".
    First time using Sony Vegas Pro 12, so if the effects + transitions seem scattered (well, they always are in my videos), it's because this was more or less an

    experimental video too figure out how the modules worked and what I can do. Also even though the video was filmed and saved in HD, I'm not sure if it rendered very

    well.
    Recording: http://tindeck.com/listen/mvxk (Elvis version, 16bit audio)

    Lyrics: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/christmas21.shtml
    Here come Smokey's Claws
    Here come Smokey's Claws
    Right down everyone's face
    Rippin' and Scratchin'
    Pokin' and Gashin'
    Til the skin peels away
    Kitty's meowing
    Kiddies "ow"-ing
    All are running in fright
    So grab a Band-Aid
    And say goodbye
    Cause Smokey's going outside tonight

    Here come Smokey's Claws
    Here come Smokey's Claws
    Right down everyone's leg
    Looks really mad, man
    Pretty annoyed, and
    Poor children are not safe
    Hear those veins, they
    Squirt gush spray
    Oh, what a bloodiful sight
    He's under your bed
    Protect your head
    Cause Smokey just came back inside

    Here come Smokey's Claws
    Here come Smokey's Claws
    Right down everyone's brain
    He gets really mean
    Around Halloween
    It's Kitty's time to reign
    He unhinges monster claws
    Can only hope he won't bite
    So get your shield
    And maybe some gloves
    Cause Smokey wants you to fight

    Here come Smokey's Claws
    Here come Smokey's Claws
    Right down your artery
    Tearin' and grabbin'
    Stichin' and stabbin'
    Til you see vertebrae
    Skin cells dying
    Children crying
    We have nowhere to hide
    So lock the doors
    And scan the floors
    Can Smokey be de-clawed sometime?