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    Bacon Shaving Cream Introduced

    Geo Beats

    by Geo Beats

    A new bacon shaving cream is introduced.

    Is there anything in the world that can't be improved with bacon?

    In a yet another validation, a company has come up with Bacon shaving cream.

    The two men who run the company, Justin and Dave claim that the shaving lather will only be available for a limited time as only 2,500 jars went into production. The men comically refer to their newest edition as the “pork-scented lather of the gods”.

    They state “J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with.”

    The shaving cream is said to utilize ‘heat-activated aromatic technology’.

    The company also lists many other bacon products including bacon salt energy waffles, bacon massage oil and lubricant, lip balm and infant formula in …you guessed it, bacon flavor!

    There is even a casket available which is described as an item suited “for those who love bacon to death”.

    One wonders - what's next?