Total Carnage review. Classic Game Room presents a CGRundertow review of Total Carnage for Arcade. AMERICA. THAT'S ALL THE DESCRIPTION YOU NEED. Or I could mention that it's a hyper-jingoistic, over-the-top take on Operation Desert Storm, as told by the jokers who brought you Smash T.V. There's guts and guns and money and blood and monsters and AMERICA and I hope you've got enough quarters. This video review features video gameplay footage of Total Carnage for Arcade (as played on Midway Arcade Treasures 2 for PS2) and audio commentary from Classic Game Room's TJ.