Karl Lagerfeld has a great sense of humor. When asked during a recent charity gala what he thinks of massages, he took a moment to make fun of John Travolt's recent massage scandal. He said quote I hate massages and I don't believe in massages. I hate to be touched. When asked if he could want to give a massage to anyone he simply replied quote no, I'm not John Travolta. Well played Mr. Lagerfeld, well played.