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    Zalman King's Sexy 4 Second Film

    Ari Gold

    by Ari Gold

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    Zalman King's lost 4-second "Red Shoe Diary", available at last at - A 4 second movie every other day until the apocalypse.
    Movies longer than 4secs:

    Rules: (1) Movie must be four seconds, plus a one-second title. (2) The official 4 second videos shall be on the 4SECS playlist of AriGoldFilms's Youtube channel; imitators will be hunted down by wild pigeons.

    NOTE: Youtube sometimes marks these videos as 6 seconds. This is an error on the part of the illuminati trying to stop the truth. The videos are exactly four seconds, plus one second for the title. Time it if you don't believe me, chief.

    I made an 87-minute movie too. It's awesome: