WATCH ON YOUTUBE or die. Lyrics and HD there. Your choice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyGLxef_p0Y
It should be noted that I do not actually have any problems related to heartburn, and my portrayal is probably not accurate. Also I didn't do the last verse and chorus, because the song is a long as it is already. First time I used NCH VideoPad Pro to do all the editing. I tried making my voice sound more exciting this time, but with potentially annoying results, and the spikes still exist. Hopefully it's not too incomprehensible as well as fast. ...Dammit, I still don't know how to spell Alka-Seltzer; I keep thinking there's a PH in it! No special story about this song really, I just had the idea and wrote it.
If anyone was wondering why this was late getting up, I can say in short that it was really the basic problems - programs issues and school business - amplified (and had to study for aptitude testing).