While the pleasure we've gleaned from providing music, video, and written word to our supporters for the past eighteen months has been immeasurable, Univore has decided to branch out and add a Services wing, if you will, to our operation.
In other words, we are for hire. Simply put, in addition to everything that we already do, we are now available for contract work. "A contract for what?" you might ask.
You might say, "Wait a second. Why would I hire Univore?"
Do you have something to say but don't know quite how to say it? Do you have a special event coming up that could use its own theme? Would you like to invite someone to a party with something more substantial than a card, word-of-mouth, or whatever else people use to invite other people to a party?
Univore can provide an artistic alternative to your run-of-the-mill stationary. We are capable of absurdity, tenderness, anger, whatever disposition you require.
Univore For Hire is great for: First date inquiry Notice of breakup High school/college graduation Entrance into/release from hospital Playoff football party Wedding proposal Apology/blame Pet adoption/burial Milestone birthday Release from prison Indictment for crime Exoneration from crime Birth of child Significant purchase Erasure of debt Passage/enactment of legislation Political campaign theme Donation request for non-profit organization Call for protest General ideation
The possibilities, while not endless, could well exceed the list provided above. Fees are negotiable and depend on the requested length and sophistication of song/video. Please do not approach us for projects of a religious nature.
Confused or interested? Please contact Univore at firstname.lastname@example.org for more details or to submit a request.
Univore loves you.