Here's the Scoop on Rachel Utchitel and Doggy Poop

Here's the poop scoop in one breath:

Exiting the Malibu Courthouse, ex-Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel says that she won the "Case of the Doggy Poo" judgment, that her dog is, indeed, potty trained, that she should have been a lawyer and perhaps should talk to (CEO of TMZ) Harvey Levin, that the Court will make a judgment on the whole watch thang in a couple of days, and that she doesn't yet have a date for New Year's.

Give our regards to the pooch.