eBay poster jack_mord put a US Civil War-era photo of a man he claims is actor Nicolas Cage up for sale. How is this possible? Nick Cage is an immortal vampire, of course. Doubters screamed "fake," but not because vampires aren't real, but because they don't show up in photographs. Besides, it's perfectly plausible Nick Cage is one of the undead. Try as people might, his career cannot be killed. The photo has now mysteriously disappeared from eBay. Looks like Cage's secret is safe for another 150 years!