Everyone has heard about Rep. Anthony Weiner's 'crotch shot' scandal by now. He could've avoided this mess if only he knew how to cheat in the digital age. 1. For one, you should diversify on Twitter. The more people you follow, the better you can hide all your college coed 'friends.' 2. When sending photos of your genitals, be sure to use a private direct message instead of a public @ reply so they don't appear in your feed. 3. And if you get caught, don't resort to lame excuses, like saying someone may have 'manipulated' your wiener. 4. If you really want to troll for girls anonymously, why not do it on one of the many adult 'dating' sites? 5. And if all else fails, you can always get a good, old-fashioned hooker. Just make sure you cover the money trail.