President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and "Supreme Leader" Ayatollah Ali Khamenei are struggling for control of Iran. Khamenei loyalists say Ahmadinejad is under the spell of witches. They have also targeted a top Ahmadinejad top adviser, arresting the adviser's friends for witchcraft and summoning genies. The Supreme Leader is supremely pissed that Ahmadinejad has removed Khamenei loyalists from the Cabinet. Ahmadinejad collapsed eight cabinet positions into four. Ahmadinejad also assumed control of the oil ministry and will represent Iran at OPEC. Ahmadinejad also likes to talk crazy. He's been telling Iranians it's his mandate to pave the way for an apocalypse that will result in an all-Islamic paradise on earth.