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    Ann Widdecombe's dances likened to haemorrhoids!


    by ODN


    Ann Widdecombe's performances on Strictly have been described by judge Len Goodman as "like haemorrhoids."

    Goodman explains that this is because: "they keep coming back more painful than ever."

    Ex-Conservative MP Ann, who was dressed in a canary yellow frock with leggings on Saturday night, has refused to do do any dance moves she deems as sexy.

    This means that her dance partner, Anton Du Beke, is unable to do the lifts required in the dances. So on Saturday night, he instead grabbed her by the leg and spun her around on the floor.

    Whilst the performance had the crowd in stitches, the judges were not amused and awarded them a miserable 13 out 40 for their Samba.

    Ann and Anton will tonight find out if they have been voted off the show.