Tonight Show Conan O’Brien vs. Leno & Idol Begins –The Toast

Conan O'Brien has a few words for Jay Leno and NBC after the network offered Jay his old Tonight Show slot. American Idol kicked off season 9 this week with pants on the ground man and an announcement that Simon plans to leave after this year. The Bachelor is still reeling from the effects of the Rozlyn Papa sex scandal. Jon Gosselin says he's moving forward with a criminal complaint against Hailey Glassman for trashing his apartment. Tila Tequila proved to the world she has the ability to produce tears over her former girlfriend Casey Johnson’s death. Denzel Washington stars in The Book of Eli, a film that follows a man determined to make sense of a war-torn Planet Earth. I'm sorry to tell you this, but Jackie Chan has a movie coming out as well. It's called The Spy Next Door. That, and plenty more awaits. Enjoy and feel free to share.