Here's How You Do It:
Get your woman naked. Have her lie on her back with her knees bent
and her legs open wide.
Sit "Indian-style" between your woman's legs.
Cross the index and middle fingers of one of your hands (you know, the
traditional "keep your fingers crossed" gesture).
Slowly insert your crossed fingers into your woman's vagina. As you do
this, rotate your forearm back and forth. Insert your fingers deep enough
so that your thumb is now brushing her clitoris from side to side as your
Continue until you pop your woman's cork.