Episode #Nine of "Can It Food Process?" Staring the Shandar 3000 [1.0 version] Processing Bot.
Today we will be food processing 3LBs of Farm Fresh PigeOn Turds. The recipe calls for food processing premium pigeon turds until chunky, clunky and crunky. Next we will throw processed ingredients on the frying pan to let cook for twenty minutes. We hope to get a nice smoked consistency and we will then get a perfect combustious flambe from the gaseous aromas of the final product for about one hour. Um Umm, delicious! The end result will "Farm Fresh PigeOn Turd Flambe" Just the perfect Hor'derves for a Bird Brain! Your host the dOvemaster is your master food processing Chef. He knows all the best recipes & that food processing food is for total retards.
Enjoy and happy cooking and yes, lets not forget, leave it up to the dOvemaster food processing chef to prepare these wholesome recipes, do not attempt these recipes yourself.