Episode #Fourteen of "Can It Food Process?" Staring the Shandar 3000 [1.2 version] Processing Bot now with a Wolfgang Puck Pro Commercial Food Processor unit complete with a powerful 800 watt induction drive motor.
Today we will be food processing Credit Cards. The recipe calls for 1/2 cup of pre-preped cards of credit card debt. We will pour the ingredients into the Shandar 3000 and let process until fully processed all the way. Next we pour the processed ingredients into the frying pan with a dab of butter to let fry for one hour. We will let it fry until golden brown and crispy. We will need to turn over three times with the spatula! The end result will "Credit Tumor Crunchies", Take one big bite out of your credit! Your host the dOvemaster is your master food processing Chef. He knows all the best recipes & that food processing food is for total retards.
Enjoy and happy cooking and yes, lets not forget, leave it up to the dOvemaster food processing chef to prepare these wholesome recipes, do not attempt these recipes yourself.