Funny Christmas Song performed by ELFIS. Made famous by Bob Rivers Comedy Corp. Lyrics by BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP, music by unknown. http://www.ElfisLives.com
ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS: The restroom door said "Gentlemen," so I just walked inside. I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride. I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied, By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. What could be worse? Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse. The restroom door said "Gentlemen," it must have been a gag. As soon as I walked in there, I ran into some old hag. She sprayed me with a can of mace and sacked me with her bag. I could tell this just wouldn't be my day. What could I say? It just wasn't turning out to be my day. The restroom door said "Gentlemen," and I would like to find, The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign. Cause I've got two black eyes and one high-heel up my behind. Now I can't sit with comfort and joy. Boy, oh boy. No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.