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    ELFIS Story part 5 - I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer

    Steve Stay as ELFIS

    by Steve Stay as ELFIS

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    Funny Christmas Song about a roadkill reindeer performed by ELFIS. Made famous by Bob River on Dr. Demento. Lyrics by Bob Rivers, music by Richard Storrs Willis http://www.ElfisLives.com ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS: I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer I came upon a roadkill deer A sorrowful sight to behold He lay upon the highway's edge His body was stiff and cold I bet he never saw the car Careening through the snow The lights shone brightly in his eyes And then they laid him low I came upon a roadkill deer And lifted him off the road We'll all enjoy a Christmas feast Of Bambi sloppy joes Be careful of those gravel bits They really get stuck in your teeth We'll place the antlers from his head Upon our holiday wreath I came upon a roadkill deer A sorrowful sight to behold He gave his all to bring good cheer As bumper mistletoe