Funny Christmas song about Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer performed by ELFIS. A Dr. Demento Christmas classic. Lyrics by Rudy & The Reindeer, music Johnny Marks (Stavro Arrgolus) http://www.ElfisLives.com
ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune. LYRICS: Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer Rudolph the brown nosed reindeer This is how the story goes Was always nice to Santa and to Santa's special doe's All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names But that didn't stop old Rudolph From playing all his brown nosed games Then one smoggy Christmas Eve Rudolph came to say "Santa, if I wash your sleigh Can I stay inside all day?" Now all the other reindeer Are jealous of old Rudolph's ways Just as the smart deer told them, Bein' nice to Santa pays!