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LYRICS: Here in South Carolina, we do things...different. When it comes to fireworks; we don’t hire professionals, we are professionals. We got what you call freelance firework shows. This song is a tribute to an elite set of men who exercised their inalienable right to shoot off fireworks. V1 Bobby taught us by example not to look down a Roman Candle when you light it He lost his right eye but, you know, he’s a better lookin guy without it That jumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket would’ve flew it it weren’t for his belt loop we were listenin to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis but it was cool cause it blew right at end of Don’t Be Cruel C This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes what they lacked in discretion they made up in combustion the ones who lit the fuse and wound up dead, injured or lame we salute you The fallen founding fathers of the freelance fireworks hall of fame! V2 But the best has got to be Bill’s ingenuity with a man-sized rocket, duct tape, and a lawn chair well, he did good, i reckon he rode a full 8 seconds without spilling one drop of his beer! C2 This song is for all our fallen American heroes risking mutilation all for detonation they ignited the firestorm now we fan the flame and we salute you The fallen founding fathers of the freelance fireworks hall of fame! Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/rhettmc http://twitter.com/linklamont
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