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00:00Just chillin' with the bubblegum
00:03We're gonna have a blast
00:04with the other bubblegum
00:07Woooo!
00:10Happy lockdown!
00:12Woooo!
00:13Happy lockdown!
00:15Guys, before we gossip...
00:17Wait, wait.
00:18Why are we gossiping?
00:19What's this?
00:20A fast?
00:21What?
00:21We need to gossip
00:23because our cast
00:24has a lot of gossip.
00:25Buboy,
00:26and what else?
00:27And what else?
00:28And what else?
00:29See?
00:30That's how we gossip.
00:31Let's just pick one.
00:32Yes!
00:33Let's pick one.
00:34Tell all.
00:35What is it?
00:36Buboy,
00:37you're making me nervous.
00:40No, that's our game today.
00:41Tonight,
00:42we're going to gossip.
00:43Oh, I get it.
00:44That's it.
00:45It's a game of jokes.
00:47Yes.
00:48But of course,
00:49before we play,
00:51let's welcome
00:52our guests.
00:53Oh yes, of course.
00:54There.
00:55Of course,
00:56Raver Cruz!
00:57Yay!
01:00Yay!
01:02And of course,
01:03the new and old.
01:04The new and old,
01:05Ara San Agustin!
01:06Yay!
01:09Let's play.
01:10Like I said,
01:11we're going to gossip.
01:12That's our game.
01:13Okay,
01:14we'll pick
01:15a headline
01:16of gossip
01:17and your partner
01:18will read it.
01:19Partner, partner.
01:20Yes.
01:21Partner, partner will play.
01:22One of you
01:23will read the gossip.
01:24Yes.
01:25And your partner
01:26will read
01:27a shocking
01:28or funny
01:29punchline.
01:30For example,
01:31your gossip is,
01:32Did you hear
01:33about the artist
01:34who got pregnant?
01:36Then you can add,
01:37I heard,
01:38I got a picture.
01:39Yes.
01:40Yes.
01:42It has to be wild.
01:43Wild or funny.
01:44Witty.
01:45Witty.
01:46Tell Jessica,
01:47witty.
01:48Okay, in a sense.
01:49Yes.
01:50Okay, cheese, cheese, cheese.
01:51Let's be cheese, cheese.
01:52Yes, Annalise.
01:53There.
01:54Okay.
01:55Let's start.
01:56Partner, partner.
01:57There.
01:58Matt, Buboy,
01:59our two guests,
02:00Ray, Berta,
02:01and me.
02:02Ara.
02:03Okay.
02:04There.
02:05Okay.
02:06The losing group.
02:08They know.
02:09What about chasing?
02:10Yes, they know.
02:11No, no, no.
02:12She's the one who said it.
02:13Let's just be partners.
02:14Okay.
02:15Okay.
02:18Three seconds only.
02:19You only have three seconds
02:20to answer.
02:21If you can't answer
02:22in three seconds,
02:23you lose.
02:24Okay, here are our partners.
02:25So, are we ready?
02:26Let's start with
02:28the oldest,
02:29Betong and Ara.
02:30Betong!
02:35You're still angry.
02:38Since there are two of us,
02:39we are a bit stressed.
02:41You decide.
02:42Who's going to read
02:43and who's going to throw the punchline.
02:44I'm going to read,
02:45Anna will punchline.
02:46Really?
02:47Okay, okay.
02:48Wow.
02:49Ready?
02:50Okay.
02:51Ready?
02:52And, action.
02:53Anna!
02:54Did you hear?
02:55But
02:58Then a road rage
03:17Okay, my god
03:25Oh
03:55Yeah, I'll save the worst for last
04:02See my babas, I seen a mob of punchline
04:16Game time again game game game. Okay, but I'm gonna buy in Tungkul, sir. But they gonna hold up number
04:25Oh
04:55Oh
05:25Wow
05:28Is that you
05:34So do
05:55Longest running gag show number Sandy's
06:19And I know
06:25I
06:55Don't know
07:02The person
07:0550%
07:07Us up another boom by a bugger Ali and he put it in your talk a lot
07:10I mean, I mean, I go with the
07:12Yeah, I'm a young boy. I'm so glad you don't get it. Oh, you know, I am come up
07:17Oh, yeah, I feel I'm talking. Okay, but I'm gonna leave
07:21Oh
07:47But the social media
07:50Content and the lip-sync language, man. I'm gonna buy my love it. You
07:54Think I'm gonna go on a content. I got it. I'm sorry. They don't bosses. What are you done?
08:01Come on, John
08:02Okay. Yeah, the bug. Well, I'm my content. Can you dig it? I'm it. I'm bosses. Don't give up. What would that put it up?
08:09Caloca
08:11You know, I you put it on your bus put it on your bus and I got a bloody number. Oh, yeah, I'm a key
08:18I
08:48Oh
09:19Actually
09:23Just a little bit of condo pin up and sin
09:26Come on, you know, I'm a pecan cookie. They think none of us
09:30Topless, give me money. You don't get it. I'm gonna get it. Hey, I don't know about it
09:36Come on, you're my goodness. I'm a high nothing
09:39I'm gonna get it means I'm gonna say you're my failures not in some boy
09:43Bugga
09:45Salad, I'm a young tobacco nothing. You know, it's not gonna go on a mobility tobacco nothing. I'll shut up. Oh, no, nothing
09:52gonna bang
09:55Actually life coach, oh
09:57Oh
09:59Don't look at that
10:02I'm about to bow. Oh, I'm not gonna call it. I'll drop it. I'll put a lot none
10:08No, I'm not gonna hold up
10:17I'm okay. I don't see what's going on. I didn't hear it. I like it. I'm not gonna love
10:22Bugga emo. I'm buggy. He's it. No, no, they're not gonna bug you in the mindset. No, they're not gonna
10:27Put a lion. Oh, I think I can watch them at all. No, it's not that I suck on it
10:31I was with us all know my alonka. No, you didn't know a lot
10:35Well, I'm gonna mindset. Yes, I like mine
10:39Yeah, honey. Come back a lot. No, man. I'm a lot of
10:42I'm not gonna last and that's a easy plan. That's easy. So I'm gonna mindset me
10:47So I'm gonna do it. I didn't mind it mindset mindset
10:50Yeah, yeah
10:53Okay, okay
10:55Okay, okay
10:59Hold up
11:04Sorry, sorry
11:34Oh
12:04I'm gonna
12:08Say, I'm gonna make a tool. Oh, huh? Oh, see you. I'm gonna knock on the lip. I thought I'm gonna
12:13get a
12:15piece of people
12:19What's up
12:26Take a
12:28Papa, I'm a cop. I'm gonna motherly
12:31It's a bean bomb a safe tally
12:37Akuna, una, but pumasa capa
12:41Akuna, una, sumi, Nikolai. I don't see me. I got my hand. I'll say you know, I suck on that
12:46I'll keep them all over sir. I'm a long time. Well, I'm not gonna pop us up on that
12:50You know, make a salad. I'm gonna
12:53I know
12:54I don't bang on
12:56I
13:26Mean I got to
13:28That I think I'm gonna miss our lingan to my new
13:32Guy, no, I hear you. No
13:35It's gonna mean that the lens I look at my body to move on time. I'm gonna boy. Kappa
13:41I'm gonna move on to comedy to
13:43Deal, I'm gonna move on. I'm gonna move on. I'm gonna move on
13:48I
14:18I
14:48Know
14:51Good good. Yeah, I love you, but I think that's not my own. I am important
14:56You know, I'm gonna say that's a personal bar. I'm a copy link. I'm not a secret. I'm gonna man. Oh, yeah
15:00Yeah, I'm gonna go away. Oh, yeah, but you know, I'm not the talk about it. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah
15:06You know, I'm not gonna say that
15:13Hey
15:16I'd like you to meet my brother. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is a Tracy
15:24Hey
15:27She's a
15:31American
15:34Profile, yeah
15:37Yes bond
15:40You know cute my guy my guy
15:43Yeah, this is Bria
15:46Nice to meet you Jerry
15:51She is a film in
15:56Filipina India
16:00Profile
16:05And go yeah, I don't see I know Minji
16:12I
16:42Don't know
16:46You just enjoy the food
16:50Sorry, I'm late
16:53Okay
16:55This is Camilla
17:05I know Kasihia. Yeah, feel feel
17:08Oh
17:38Sir, I told you not to put me in a stall.
17:40What do you mean, a stall?
17:41This is clearly an obstruction to traffic.
17:43You don't have a permit.
17:44Sir, I don't have any income.
17:46I'm just poor.
17:48That's the problem with you poor people.
17:50You use your poor card.
17:52Huh?
17:53You have a poor card again?
17:54Yes, sir.
17:55Let me see.
17:56Here, here.
17:57Here, sir.
17:58That's a poor card.
17:59A poor card?
18:01Wait.
18:02This is not valid.
18:04Why, sir?
18:05That's legit, sir.
18:06That's a poor card.
18:07I know it's a poor card.
18:08This is just regular.
18:09This is not premium.
18:10Regular cards are for vandalism, loitering, littering, jaywalking.
18:16But these clearing operations are not included.
18:19No.
18:20Sir, please don't.
18:21This is illegal.
18:22Sir, please don't.
18:23Please don't.
18:24Sir, let's talk.
18:25Let's talk.
18:26Sir, please don't.
18:27That's a poor card.
18:29Sir.
18:30Sir.
18:31Sir, please don't put me in a stall.
18:34This is the only income I have, sir.
18:37This is the only income I have, sir.
18:39That's the problem with you.
18:40You're using a poor card.
18:43This is the only income I have, sir.
18:46That's a poor card.
18:47That's a poor card.
18:48That's a poor card, sir.
18:51Here, sir.
18:52What's that?
18:56Wait.
18:57This is a premium card.
18:58Yes, sir.
19:00You're a loafer.
19:01You're a loafer in clearing operations.
19:02Thank you, sir.
19:03You're not liquidating it.
19:04Thank you, sir.
19:05Thank you, sir.
19:06You're a fool.
19:07You're a fool.
19:09You're done.
19:10No problem.
19:11That's okay.
19:12Thank you, sir.
19:15Hey, hey.
19:17Do this.
19:18You're caught.
19:19You're jaywalking.
19:20Sir, sir.
19:21I'm looking at you.
19:22Last week,
19:23you were jaywalking.
19:25I saw you but I didn't catch you.
19:27Now you're caught.
19:28Sir, sir,
19:29don't catch me, sir.
19:30I'm just in a hurry to get a job.
19:32I'm just having a hard time, sir.
19:33Sir.
19:34That's the problem.
19:35You'll break the law and you'll use your hard-earned card again.
19:38Sir, I have a hard-earned card.
19:41You have a hard-earned card?
19:44Wait, this is J-Walking.
19:47Wait.
19:49This is invalid.
19:50Sir, why?
19:51You said you have a job already.
19:53Yes, sir. I'm a delivery rider.
19:55Oh, I see.
19:56Then you're not hard-earned. You have a job already.
19:58Your hard-earned card is invalid if you have a job already.
20:00Catch him.
20:01Sir, don't catch me. I might lose my job, sir.
20:04If you lose your job, catch me. I might lose my job.
20:06Sir, don't.
20:07Sir, don't.
20:08Sir.
20:09Sir.
20:10If you lose your job, you'll lose your job.
20:13You'll lose your hard-earned card.
20:15Hi, girl.
20:17My name is Anna Vicenzo.
20:20And welcome to another episode of Practical Tips for Modern Filipinos.
20:27Do you know what our topic today is?
20:31Of course, it's about boys.
20:34That's why we call it
20:37Boys Lesson.
20:42A lot of people are sending me PMs and asking for advice.
20:46And the question we're going to answer today is
20:50How to counter the moves of boys who are not your type.
20:57The first move is the boy who's always looking at you.
21:04And here's the solution.
21:09Wear dark shades so he won't know if you're looking at him or not.
21:16Watch this.
21:27Watch this.
21:34Watch this.
21:44Watch this.
21:55Watch this.
21:58Watch this.
22:05Of course, be careful.
22:07You might get dark shades and you won't be able to see what you're walking, right?
22:14And another move of boys is the one who's stalking social media.
22:21Here's the counter.
22:24Create a fake account and post fake information about yourself.
22:31Watch this.
22:36Hey, bro.
22:38How's Marci?
22:39You said she's your type.
22:41Do you know each other, brother?
22:44No, brother.
22:46I don't know her.
22:48Why, bro?
22:50I stalked her Facebook.
22:52I found out her real name.
22:54Her name is Marcelino.
22:55She used to be a boy.
23:01Seriously, bro?
23:05That's right!
23:06Pretend to be a boy so he'll stop.
23:10Except if he's your type.
23:13Watch this.
23:16And the last of the moves is the gentleman,
23:21the one who's always shy,
23:24the one who eats and treats others.
23:27And here's the counter.
23:30Be super gentleman to him
23:33so he'll feel awkward.
23:37Watch this.
23:38Yes.
23:42Hey, I hope you like my treats.
23:45Let's eat.
23:46Yes, sir.
23:47Thank you so much, uncle, for your treats.
23:51You're so kind.
23:53You know what? I'll introduce you to my mom.
23:55I'll tell her that I met a very kind uncle.
24:03You're so kind, uncle.
24:08And there.
24:09He watched everything.
24:11And I hope it helped you.
24:14And those are the counter of the moves
24:17of boys who don't have much time.
24:21And once again,
24:22I am Anna Vickensky
24:25for
24:27boys.
24:30Go ahead.
24:31My crush is coming.
24:39Hello.
24:43Hello, auntie.
24:52Wait.
24:54If the one who's always shy gets more votes,
24:58does that mean the one who's always cute gets more votes?
25:08Thank you, hon.
25:09You know what?
25:11Thank you for bringing me here.
25:13It's so beautiful here, hon.
25:16Yes, it is.
25:17You're welcome.
25:20Kiss.
25:21Kiss.
25:23Thank you, hon.
25:26Hon,
25:27you promised me
25:29that we'll ride the yacht you gave me.
25:34Right?
25:35The one you gave me.
25:36Yes.
25:37We'll ride it.
25:38Yes, of course.
25:39That's why I brought you here.
25:41You're welcome.
25:42We'll also ride the yacht.
25:44I'm so happy.
25:46And hon,
25:47you also promised me
25:49that you'll bring me a convoy unit
25:51that's near here.
25:52So that I'll be near the sea, hon.
25:55And we'll ride the yacht you gave me.
25:58Yes, of course.
25:59I'll do that.
26:00Don't worry.
26:03Hon, you know what?
26:04That's why I love you so much.
26:06I'll love you forever, hon.
26:08Especially if you keep your promise.
26:12What's that about?
26:13What's that about?
26:14The trip to Europe.
26:15To Europe?
26:16Yes.
26:17I'm so happy for you.
26:18Let's continue.
26:19Let's continue here.
26:20Oh, my God.
26:22I really want to.
26:23Let's continue here.
26:24Oh, hon, thank you.
26:25Let's continue here.
26:26How about my yacht,
26:28my condo,
26:29and my trip to Europe?
26:30Yes.
26:31Oh, and my shopping.
26:32Of course.
26:33Of course.
26:34That's included.
26:35Wait a minute.
26:37Hey, hey, hey.
26:39What are you doing?
26:41Oh, I'm using a metal detector.
26:44I know it's a metal detector.
26:46What I'm saying is,
26:48why are you using it
26:49when it's so close to us?
26:51Because there are a lot of tourists here
26:53who come here
26:54and the metal drops.
26:56That's what I'm doing.
26:59You're disturbing me.
27:01What are you doing there?
27:03This is like a treasure hunt.
27:05Because sometimes,
27:06there are a lot of lizards.
27:08Sometimes, I see
27:09a lot of fish.
27:11Most of the time, it's a goldfish.
27:12Goldfish?
27:13It's a rare goldfish.
27:14You can get goldfish with that?
27:15Yes, if it's caught.
27:17I'm looking for goldfish here.
27:20You know what I'm telling you?
27:22You can't get goldfish here.
27:24That's why it's better
27:25for you to leave.
27:27Wait a minute, sir.
27:28Wait a minute.
27:29Wait a minute.
27:31What am I telling you?
27:32I'm telling you,
27:33I've caught a lot of goldfish.
27:35So, when it comes to
27:36looking for goldfish,
27:37I already know that.
27:39That's why I'm telling you,
27:41you can't get goldfish here.
27:43That's why it's better
27:44for you to leave.
27:46You caught goldfish?
27:47Yes.
27:48Where did you get it?
27:49Yes.
27:50You know what,
27:51I'll ask the people around here
27:53about the goldfish hunting
27:54and goldfish hunting
27:56before I disturb other people.
27:58What?
27:59What?
28:00I'll just ask the people around here.
28:03The people around here?
28:04Yes.
28:05Why?
28:06He seems to be a good gold digger.
28:08Gold?
28:09Gold?
28:10Where?
28:19Hi, sis.
28:20Here's our cake.
28:24So,
28:25what are we going to talk about?
28:28Nothing.
28:29Let's just talk about nothing.
28:31Are you sure?
28:32How about you?
28:33Are you going to invite me
28:34to do networking?
28:36That's what I don't like.
28:38I'm so annoyed with that.
28:40For example,
28:41you're invited to have coffee
28:42and you're going to record
28:43for networking.
28:44I'm so annoyed with that.
28:45I'll look for you first.
28:47Sis,
28:48there's nothing like that here.
28:49Okay?
28:50Don't you worry.
28:51This is the only one.
28:52Okay?
28:53Are you sure?
28:54Yes, I promise.
28:55You know that, right?
28:56Yes.
28:57His style
28:58of recruiting for networking
29:00is so different.
29:01It's so creative.
29:02It's like he's just inviting you.
29:04You're right about that.
29:05As in.
29:07But now,
29:08we're just going to have coffee.
29:10That's great.
29:11I love that.
29:12Right?
29:14By the way, sis,
29:17I have a new necklace.
29:18Do you want to see it?
29:20You like jewelry.
29:21Yes.
29:22Go ahead.
29:23Look at this necklace.
29:24It's nice.
29:25Yes.
29:26It's an accent piece.
29:27Right?
29:28Is that Trit?
29:29Yes.
29:30That's a lot.
29:31That's a lot.
29:32Isn't it beautiful?
29:33It's beautiful.
29:34Look at it closely.
29:35Is that Trit?
29:36Yes.
29:37Isn't it beautiful?
29:38Yes.
29:39That's a lot.
29:40There.
29:41Look at it closely.
29:42I'm looking at it.
29:43There.
29:45I'm going to be your downline.
29:49I'm going to be your downline.
29:52I'm going to be your downline.
29:54I'm going to be your downline.
29:57I'm going to be your downline.
30:01I'm going to be your downline.
30:02I'm going to be your downline.
30:03I'm going to be your downline.
30:11Hey!
30:12Hey!
30:13Why are you so noisy?
30:14Can't you see me?
30:15The road is so big.
30:16You four-wheelers
30:17have no respect for two-wheels.
30:18Are you going to study to become a driver
30:20so you can understand me, riders?
30:21Answer me!
30:22Answer me!
30:23Answer me!
30:24What?
30:28Don't be so noisy.
30:29You know, I'm also a rider.
30:31I'm just pretending to be in a car.
30:41Are you happy with today's episode?
30:43Yes!
30:44Yes!
30:45But according to our judges,
30:46Marites has the lowest score in the game.
30:48Maybe you already know
30:49who has the lowest score.
30:50Jessica.
30:51There's no answer.
30:52There's no answer.
30:53It's a good thing that there's an answer.
30:54That's right.
30:55Of course, when it comes to Marites,
30:56even if it's not good,
30:57there has to be an answer.
30:59Even if it's not good.
31:00Yes.
31:01So,
31:02we'll let you go first.
31:03So, we'll let Matt and Bubu go first.
31:06Can it be Matt and Cheska?
31:08Actually,
31:09No, it can't be.
31:10I hope it's like that.
31:11It can't be.
31:12Actually,
31:13it can be.
31:14It's not the same.
31:15You have a point.
31:16Matt and Cheska.
31:17Matt!
31:18Just kidding.
31:19Just kidding.
31:20He's about to cry.
31:21He's about to cry.
31:22He's about to cry.
31:23He's about to cry.
31:25Here it is.
31:26Let's get it.
31:27Who?
31:28Huh?
31:29Matt and Buboy.
31:30Matt and Buboy.
31:32There.
31:33Line up first.
31:34Boy,
31:35let me do it.
31:36I'll do it later.
31:37Can you do it?
31:38I'll do it later.
31:39Okay, ready.
31:40There.
31:41For the record,
31:42Matt is not getting it.
31:43You're all doing it.
31:44That's right.
31:45There.
31:46Let's get it closer.
31:47There.
31:49It's really Cheska.
31:51Okay,
31:52Cheska is out.
31:53Ready.
31:54Arrow.
31:55Arrow.
31:56Let's dance.
31:57I'll wake you up if you do that.
31:58Ready.
32:00Matcha.
32:01God.
32:02There.
32:03Betong.
32:04We hugged this past few weeks, right?
32:06Of course.
32:07I know.
32:08I love you, Buboy.
32:09I love you, Matt.
32:10Stop, Matt.
32:11Stop it.
32:12Raver.
32:13Raver.
32:14Of course.
32:15That's Matt.
32:16Right, Matt?
32:17There.
32:18That's right.
32:19I know them both.
32:20You know them both.
32:21Hey.
32:22I know.
32:23You did something to Matt.
32:24Okay.
32:25There.
32:26Do you still have it?
32:27I have it.
32:28She has it.
32:29She has it.
32:30She has it.
32:31Just once in a while.
32:32Let's give it to Cheska.
32:33It's her last day.
32:34Cheska.
32:35There.
32:36There.
32:37There.
32:38There.
32:39There.
32:40There.
32:41There.
32:42There.
32:43There.
32:44There.
32:45There.
32:46Oh, my.
32:47Thank you very much for stopping the trick, Kababol.
32:50This is not a gossip.
32:51We'll see each other again next week for more fun, more joy.
32:55This is the longest running gag show in the world.
32:57This is...
32:58Kababol.
32:59Yeah!
33:03There.
33:04There, Raver.
33:05Raver, don't push me.
33:06Raver.
33:07There.
33:08Don't push me.
33:09Raver, don't push me.
33:10Okay.
33:11Selfies.
33:12Selfies.
33:13One, two, three.
33:14Look.
33:16They're scaring me.
33:20Wow, don't push me.
33:23Wait, wait, wait.
33:24You're going the wrong way.