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    Too Many Chicks (On the Dance Floor) - FOTC Parody

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    Michelle Wodzinski

    by Michelle Wodzinski

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    Three girlfriends venture out to a nightclub for a good time when unbeknownst to them they discover a plethora of chicks. Will they ever find dicks on the dance floor? A parody of the Flight of the Conchords original "Too Many Dicks (on the Dance Floor)." From Episode 5, Season 2 of the acclaimed HBO TV series.

    Too Many Chicks (On the Dance Floor) Lyrics

    Too many chicks on the dance floor
    Too many chicks on the dance floor
    Too many chicks
    Too many chicks on the dance floor
    Too many chicks
    Too many chicks on the dance floor
    Too many chicks

    Going to the party
    Sippin' on Bacardi
    Wanna meet a hottie
    But there's Amber, Eve, and Lottie
    There's Lily, Brabra, Bonnie
    They're on leave to be mommies
    The only schlong I'll see tonight will be made of origami

    Tell the bitches, make it understood
    It ain't no good if there ain’t no wood
    Make sure you know before you go
    The dance floor hoe-bro ratio
    Five to one is a fashion show
    Tell Jen and Zoë it's time to go
    Wait outside all night to find
    Twenty girls in the bathroom line

    Too many chicks on the dance floor
    Easy to fix
    Too many chicks on the dance floor
    Spread out the tits

    Too many chicks
    With too many tits
    Too close to my clit
    Too hard to meet dicks
    I need better odds
    More rods, less broads
    Enough with the prattle
    Skedaddle with the tampons

    Too many girls
    Too many skirts
    Too many sisters
    Not enough misters
    Too much time spent on too many ‘dos
    Too many divas, not enough dudes

    Too many chicks
    Too many thongs
    Too many moms
    Now sing this song