We don't often do a team v team beef but with this one there were so many participants it only seemed right. When the Kings got good at the turn of the century and challenge the Lakers you had stuff like Shaq declaring LA had supplanted Sacramento as California's capital. You had Phil Jackson calling Kings fans hicks. You had the refs allegedly choosing sides. You had a Sacramento hotel allegedly poisoning Kobe Bryant via cheeseburger. There was a lot going on, from a lotta angles.

Enjoy this beef, and you just have to trust me that it's not poisoned.