-- "Madoff to Admit Guilt" is from the Express for March 11, 2009. The puntastically named Bernie Madoff, who made off with a bajillion dollars, is pleading guilty tomorrow. I think if we've learned anything from this guy and this whole financial crisis in general is that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. And we'll probably make the same damn mistake ten years from now because memories are getting shorter by the the decade. Distributed by Tubemogul.