"Oh No! Christmas Is Here! (Let's Get Along)" Funny Christmas Song by Glenn Page
- 3 years ago
Funniest Christmas song ever? Apparently I can't write anything other than Christmas songs anymore, so here's the acoustic demo version (lyrics and chords below) of yet another new one. It's a funny, comedy/novelty track called "Oh No! Christmas Is Here! (Let's Get Along)" and it's about not fighting with friends, family and strangers at Christmastime, even though the season drives us all nuts. I think we can all relate to this one!
A big thanks to my bro Craig for playing guitar and helping create the video.
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Glenn Page
glennpageofficial@hotmail.com
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LYRICS:
My hangover's healing
A church bell is pealing
And everyone I meet hates this song
But Christmas is here
So let's get along
The traffic is creeping
Some jackass keeps beeping
I'd like to plant this tree where it don't belong
But Christmas is here
So let's get along
Jesus said, "Peace and love,
Try to live in harmony."
But I'll bet he would've went Old Testament
If he'd met my family
We fight with each other
And forget we're all brothers
WHOOPS!!!
I should have said sisters too; that was wrong
Patriarchal Christmas is here
But let's get along
This Arctic chill makes me want to kill
And move to California
And my stuck up neighbor's lights, so big and bright
Just burned my cornea!
So let's make a difference
When it rolls 'round to Christmas
'Cause she and he and me and even the boss
We're all the same, so let's get along
We're all insane, so let's get along
Oh no! Christmas is here
So internalize all your pain and rage and shame and guilt and give yourself a painful bleeding ulcer which may or may not require costly medical attention...
And let's get along!!!
Chords:
E-E-E-E
A-A-A-A
B-A-E-E
am- am - E - E
c#m - c#m - B - B - B7
Copyright 2019
by Glenn Page
https://www.facebook.com/glennpagemusicofficial
A big thanks to my bro Craig for playing guitar and helping create the video.
If you enjoy this, please SUBSCRIBE, comment below, give a thumbs up, and share the Christmas/Xmas/Holiday cheer and mirth. Thanks so much! Happy Holidays!
Glenn Page
glennpageofficial@hotmail.com
I would be eternally grateful if you could help me make more music and comedy by donating to my PayPal:
glennpagemusic@hotmail.com
LYRICS:
My hangover's healing
A church bell is pealing
And everyone I meet hates this song
But Christmas is here
So let's get along
The traffic is creeping
Some jackass keeps beeping
I'd like to plant this tree where it don't belong
But Christmas is here
So let's get along
Jesus said, "Peace and love,
Try to live in harmony."
But I'll bet he would've went Old Testament
If he'd met my family
We fight with each other
And forget we're all brothers
WHOOPS!!!
I should have said sisters too; that was wrong
Patriarchal Christmas is here
But let's get along
This Arctic chill makes me want to kill
And move to California
And my stuck up neighbor's lights, so big and bright
Just burned my cornea!
So let's make a difference
When it rolls 'round to Christmas
'Cause she and he and me and even the boss
We're all the same, so let's get along
We're all insane, so let's get along
Oh no! Christmas is here
So internalize all your pain and rage and shame and guilt and give yourself a painful bleeding ulcer which may or may not require costly medical attention...
And let's get along!!!
Chords:
E-E-E-E
A-A-A-A
B-A-E-E
am- am - E - E
c#m - c#m - B - B - B7
Copyright 2019
by Glenn Page
https://www.facebook.com/glennpagemusicofficial