Cast for Tekken movie (2009)

If this is a joke, its a damn good one.

Cast:
John Foo - Jin Kazama
Ian Anthony Dale - Kazuya Mishima
Charisma Carpenter - Julia Chang
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa - Heihachi Mishima
Lateef Crowder - Eddy Gordo
Nathan Jones - Craig Marduk
Cung Le - Marshall Law
Luke Goss - Steve Fox
Chiaki Kuriyama - Ling Xiaoyu
Darrin Henson - Raven
Gary Daniels - Bryan Fury
Candice Hillebrand - Nina Williams
Tamlyn Tomita - Jun Kazama
Roger Huerta - Miguel Caballero Rojo
Marian Zapico - Anna Williams
Kelly Overton - Christie Monteiro
Gary Ray Stearns - Yoshimitsu
Anton Kasabov - Sergei Dragunov

Music:
Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix