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"Wait a minute! I sound like Oz up here! Hahaha!" Crowd tries on a "Goldberg" chant. "You keep that up and I'll fire the son of a bitch!" You think he means it? "Now last night, there was an incredible injustice done, and I'm gonna make it right - Jeff, would you come here a second please?" JEDOUBLEF JADOUBLEREDOUBLET is out with SUPERSTAR SCOTT STEINER as I note one of the Harris twins holds the US title. "Terry Funk, in a drunken haze, decided to make some lame thing and strip the belt from a fine competitor like Jeff Jarrett! Well in my reign as commissioner, those injustices just won't happen! Jeff, here's your belt - hey Champ, thank you very much for your hard work and the continued hard work you'll give night - hold on, you're right - brothers don't shake, brothers HUG." And they hug, to resounding boos from the crowd. Jarrett brandishes the belt, then puts it back on. Duggan starts a "USA" chant, which segues into a "Goldberg" champ. Jarrett: "Wait a minute, wait a minute - in being renamed the US champ, I got just two words for ya - holy slapnuts!"