jay brannan & margaret cho give expert advice

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"relax your necks"
a work in progress
by jay brannan & margaret cho

the sun's beating down on my back
i got me a big burlap sack
i'm smilin' cuz it's harvest time
out to the fields to get what's mine

i got your balls in my hand
i'm the queen of this fertile land
you think it's your dick but please understand
your whole package is under my command

[chorus:]
to be adept at oral sex
you need to lose your gag reflex
if dick was poor, you could be the projects
if you relax your necks

maybe you've heard that i have class
but i'll stick my finger up your ass
let's go over what you ate
be sure there's no horses at the gate

never met a dick i couldn't milk
my esophagus is lined with silk
i'm a hooker of a different ilk
drinking every drop you ever spilt

[chorus]

come children gather around
to pain and suffering no longer be bound
go forth and gather dick by the pound
and bring me all the love that you found

[chorus]

(c) 2008 jay brannan & margaret cho

4 comments

That's to funny.. You Rock dude.. love your music. And Margaret Is the Queen who does not love her.. So sad she became homeless lol.. Aight Peace Love and that Jazz..

Sky..
By Tony/Kong Jr. 5 years ago
wonderful...you made me laugh..well done for this song
By Prémices 6 years ago
wow, and Margaret u sing very well!! lol :p thanks for the song ^^
By sufboy 6 years ago
Hi jay!
how are you ? ^^
If you're still looking for inspiration to write songs,let me know ;) i'm a french student ( that's why my level in english is not that high :s) and i write lyrics( mainly in english) so, if some of my lyrics could help you ... write me
Anyway, this video is sooo funny!! good job ;)
keep on doing what you do Jay,i lov' your songs ;) thanks
By sufboy 6 years ago