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    Dying Roach

    Kevin Nalty

    by Kevin Nalty

    Poor little feller. He survived Katrina, and now suffers his final moments on the floor of my parents home in Nawlins. But honor him with a good rating, because he went out in style with a Belushi-like floor spin. I didn't kill him, and couldn't even bring myself to put him out of his misery (especially with the crunchy sound that I remember from squashing them as a youth).