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    Benjamin Reeves

    par Benjamin Reeves

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    Pour cette mission 16 agents d'Improv Everywhere interprètent une comédie musicale spontanée dans un fast-food à Los Angeles. La direction du centre commercial leur avait laissé accès à la sono et aux glaces sans tain pour filmer. Aucun employé n'était au courant de ce qui allait se passer. On reconnait Charlie Todd, le fondateur d'Improv Everywhere, qui tend une serviette à la serveuse à la fin.

    Voici la transcription de la chanson:
    “CAN I GET A NAPKIN (PLEASE)”
    BY SCOTT BROWN & ANTHONY KING

    LIMONADE SPILT ACROSS THE COUNTERTOP
    THERE'S ICE AND LEMONS EVERYWHERE NOW
    I GOTTA CLEAN IT UP!
    CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?
    I'M GONNA NEED SOME JUST LIKE THESE
    I'VE GOT THREE OR FOUR
    BUT I MIGHT NEED MORE
    CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?!

    Aw man!
    CAN I GET A NAPKIN TOO, BY CHANCE?
    I HAVE SPILLED SOME MUSTARD ON MY PANTS
    WHAT A PAIN!
    IT’S A SHAME!
    THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA STAIN
    IF I DON’T GET A NAPKIN

    WE BOTH NEED NAPKINS THAT'S A FACT

    That's true!
    IT'S NAPKINS THAT WE LACK

    WE’RE AGREED
    WE’RE IN NEED

    ON OUR KNEES WE HUMBLY PLEAD

    CAN WE GET A NAPKIN PLEASE!
    CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?
    I PROMISE THAT I’M NOT WASTING TREES

    I’LL TAKE ONE FROM YOU

    AND THAT HOT GIRL TOO

    CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?

    I need a napkin!
    I’VE GOT AN INFANT IN MY ARMS
    AND I DON’T MEAN TO CAUSE ALARM
    SHE JUST HURLED
    ON MY PEARLS
    SHE’S MY DARLING LITTLE GIRL
    BUT CAN I GET A NAPKIN?

    I’M THE JANITOR
    THE WORKING MAN YOU ALL IGNORE
    SWEEPING UP THIS DIRTY FLOOR
    BOY, MY LEFT FOOT SURE IS SORE
    AND I
    JUST WANT A CHANCE
    TO SHOW THE WORLD
    THAT I CAN DANCE

    CAN WE NEED A NAPKIN?

    What’s goin’ on here?

    We need more napkins!

    I’m on it.
    GET ME SOME NAPKINS UP HERE STAT
    THE UPPER FOOD COURT’S WHERE I’M AT
    LISTEN UP
    GIRLS AND GUYS
    I AM AUTHORIZED
    TO SEARCH YOU FOR NAPKINS

    CAN WE GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?
    WE PROMISE WE’RE NOT WASTING
    TREES
    TREES! TREES!

    THIS CASHIER
    RIGHT HERE
    NEEDS ASSISTANCE, THAT IS CLEAR
    CAN SHE GET A NAPKIN...

    Here’s a napkin.

    PLEASE!