Holy Moly went and did another of those things where we stand on a red carpet at a film première and watch famous actors walk by quickly without speaking to us. This one was for The Expendables 2, the sequel to the film about the men who do the things with the weapons and the fighting and the explosions and that, even though they're getting on a bit.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Scott Adkins and some Olympians were there. How many of them stopped to listen to our inane and puerile line of questioning, do you think?

We also spoke to Usain Bolt. No, we really did! Well, more sort of shouted at him as he went by. But it still counts.