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    Dead iPod Song (featuring iJustine)


    by RhettandLink

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    FREE mp3, lyrics, chords and more below:

    What should you do with your iPod when it dies? Watch and find out!

    Thanks to for all the iPods and for helping make this video possible!

    Thanks to iJustine ( for collaborating with us on this! And thanks to Brookers ( for the cameo!

    Get the free mp3 here:

    Chords: Verse: G F# C B Am D; Bridge: Em Am; Rap: C B Am

    within every electronic device
    there lies a seed
    dormant and waiting to be...released
    somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs
    it will sprout...and begin to choke the life out

    and if you’ve got an iPod,
    you know exactly what we’re talking about
    you pressed the power button
    and what happened was nothin’
    iTunes won’t even see it
    now you wish you’d warranted it
    the Doom Seed has germinated
    your iPod shall not be resuscitated!

    now you gotta figure out whatchoo gon do with your dead iPod
    write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard

    even though it’s broke you can pretend like its not
    to avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop

    use it as a weapon if you’re being attacked...
    you know what, on second thought, scratch that.

    tape it to your body, call it a bod-switch
    put it in a hoagie, call it an iPod-wich

    a paper weight is lame unless there’s a fan on your desk,
    and even in that case, a man hole cover works best.

    or keep it simple ‘cause less is more;
    put it in a shoebox in the back of a drawer
    then 50 years from today
    your grandkids will find it and say:

    “you listened to music on this!? you mean when you were a kid, you didn’t have music uploaded directly to your brain?! and you’ll say “nah, we just had iPods.”