The song that the Flim Flam Brothers sing in episode 15, season 2 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. *** LYRICS***\r
[Flim] \r
Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, its the same in every town \r
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Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found \r
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Maybe theyre not aware that theres really no need for this teary despair \r
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[Flam]\r
And the key that they need to solve the sad cider shortage you and I will share \r
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[Flim and Flam] \r
Well youve got opportunity \r
In this very community \r
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Hes Flim \r
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Hes Flam \r
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Were the world famous Flim Flam brothers \r
Travelling salesponies nonpareil \r
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[Pinkie Pie]\r
Non-pa what? \r
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[Flim] \r
Nonpareil, thats exactly the reason why, you see \r
No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be And thats a new world, with tons of cider Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking \r
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[Flam] \r
More cider than you can drink in all your days of thinking \r
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[Rainbow Dash]\r
: I doubt that. \r
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[Flim and Flam] \r
So take this opportunity \r
In this very community \r
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Hes Flim \r
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Hes Flam \r
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Were the world famous Flim Flam brothers Travelling salesponies nonpareil \r
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[Flim] \r
I suppose by now youre wondering about our peculiar mode of transport \r
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[Flam] \r
I say, our mode of locomotion \r
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[Flim] \r
And I suppose by now youre wondering, where is this promised cider? \r
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[Flam] \r
Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same \r
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[Flim] \r
But my brother and I have something most unique and superb Unseen at any time in this great new world \r
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[Flim and Flam] \r
And thats opportunity \r
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[Flim] \r
Folks, the one and only, the biggest and the best \r
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[Flam] \r
The unbelievable \r
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[Flim] \r
Unimpeachable \r
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[Flam] \r
Indispensable \r
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[Flim] \r
I cant believe-able \r
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[Flim and Flam] \r
Flim Flam brothers Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 \r
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Flam: What do ya say, sister? \r
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[Crowd] \r
Oh, we got opportunity \r
In this very community \r
Please Flim, please Flam, help us out of this jam \r
With the Flim Flam brothers Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 \r
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[Flim]\r
: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spell-bindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here? \r
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[Applejack]\r
Uh, sure, I guess. \r
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[Crowd] \r
Opportunity, in our community \r
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[Flam] \r
Ready Flim? \r
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[Flim] \r
Ready Flam \r
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[Flim and Flam] \r
Lets bing bang zam! \r
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[Flam]\r
And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider! \r
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[Crowd] \r
Cider, cider, cider, cider.( go on until Granny Smith talks)\r
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[Flim]\r
]Watch closely my friends! \r
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[Flam]\r
The fun begins! \r
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[Flim]\r
Now, heres where the magic happens, right here in this heaving roiling cider press boiling guts of the very machine. Those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A top-notch five-star blow-your-horses-up of one of a kind cider! \r
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[Flam]\r
Feel free to take a sneak peek! \r
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[Granny Smith] \r
Now wait, you fellers, hold it! \r
You went and over-sold it! \r
I guarantee that what you have there wont compare \r
For the very most important ingredient \r
Cant be added or done expedient \r
And its quality, friends, Apple Acres quality and care! \r
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[Flim] \r
Well Granny, Im glad you brought that up, my dear, I say Im glad you brought that up Youll see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if youll kindly try a cup \r
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[Flam] \r
Yes, sir, yes maam this great machine, its just the very best \r
So whaddaya say then, Apples Care to step into the modern world And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test? \r
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[Crowd] \r
Cider, cider, cider, cider. (until Flim and Flam start singing) \r
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Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples cant? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! Cmon Ponyville, you know what Im talking about! \r
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[Flim and Flam] \r
Were saying youve got \r
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[Everypony] \r
Opportunity \r
In this very community \r
Hes Flim, hes Flam \r
Were the world famous Flim Flam brothers \r
Travelling salesponies nonpareil \r
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[Flim and Flam] \r
Yeah!\r
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