I'm Drowning In Fake Plastic Baby Jewelry

Dan Bialek
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I'll be doing an independent national standup tour thoroughout 2008.

If you'd like me to come perform in your town or at your school please go to www.danvsamerica.com and shoot me an email.

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2 comments

Dan, How do you get 'fake plastic'? Is that different from real plastic? Just wondering. I hate babies too and toddlers, especially the ones running around naked.
By Carol 6 years ago
This is my favorite one! I can say it almost word for word and laugh every time. I love the disdain in you voice when you say you hate David Taylor for tearing up the lampshade. But the best part is when you show the initials on the bathroom wall, and the music goes "Break yourself!"

lolol.
By katikatt 6 years ago