The world's first beer made from actual vaginas is here!
- 8 years ago
WARSAW, POLAND — Polish company The Order of Yoni is seeking funds to support its latest brew, a beer made from the vaginal bacteria of a model.
The beer, known as Bottled Instinct, uses only the vaginal bacteria from Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.
The company said on its website that they chose Brendlova after a very strict selection process because she is the woman who "personifies [the] femininity, natural charm and lure and who possesses all the desired instincts" that they wanted to put in their brew.
Lactic acid bacteria is isolated, cleaned and multiplied from Brendlova's vaginal bacteria in a lab. It will then be mixed with water, malt, hops, wooden chips and yeast to form this very special beer.
Each bottle is printed with the date and time of Brendlova's vaginal swab, which tells customers how fresh the bacteria was. The company guarantees that the beer does not have vaginal smell or taste but just the "grace" and "lure" of the model herself.
In order to ensure the purity of the taste, the company said they will not consider adult actresses, escorts or prostitutes for their future potential vaginal bacteria models.
The company is currently seeking funding for 150,000 euros on Indiegogo. It has an ambitious plan to venture into other products such as vagina drinks and yogurts.
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The beer, known as Bottled Instinct, uses only the vaginal bacteria from Czech model Alexandra Brendlova.
The company said on its website that they chose Brendlova after a very strict selection process because she is the woman who "personifies [the] femininity, natural charm and lure and who possesses all the desired instincts" that they wanted to put in their brew.
Lactic acid bacteria is isolated, cleaned and multiplied from Brendlova's vaginal bacteria in a lab. It will then be mixed with water, malt, hops, wooden chips and yeast to form this very special beer.
Each bottle is printed with the date and time of Brendlova's vaginal swab, which tells customers how fresh the bacteria was. The company guarantees that the beer does not have vaginal smell or taste but just the "grace" and "lure" of the model herself.
In order to ensure the purity of the taste, the company said they will not consider adult actresses, escorts or prostitutes for their future potential vaginal bacteria models.
The company is currently seeking funding for 150,000 euros on Indiegogo. It has an ambitious plan to venture into other products such as vagina drinks and yogurts.
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