The GOP Choir - 12 Days Of Christmas Snowjob
  • 16 years ago
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll be confused, and then you'll laugh some more, and then go vote Democratic in the next election like the majority of America will to be rid of TeamFailure and their friends once and for all.

Here is what happens when a political party has nothing to run on in an upcoming major election.

The GOP Choir brings you a blizzard of BS for the holiday season, almost making you forget which political party has been running the country for most of the last seven years.

When the All-You-Can-Eat-Issues-Buffet runs dry, here is what you are left with:

The party of big gas and oil and Dick Cheney trying to paste $4 gas on "liberals" redefines irony.

The Republicans presided over the biggest spending increases and budget busting deficit spending in history these past seven years, and NOW they find their fiscal responsibility hammer?

The party presided over the complete failure of disaster relief to victims of Hurricane Katrina. When you appoint a horse lawyer to the head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency and can't manage to deliver a bag of ice to New Orleans, you have some nerve claiming to be the party that cares about poor people facing record winter heating costs (see Dick Cheney and his secret energy meetings and big GOP $$ donors from big oil and gas for that).

What makes this all the more pathetic when you literally cannot run on the "successes" of the Bush Administration, of which there are none, you are left with that front burner issue on the minds of most Americans - Hillary Clinton's Woodstock Museum. How's that working out for you, GOP? Not so much? Good luck with that.

On YouTube, the Republicans have followed in the footsteps of the rest of the administration and censored viewer comments - big surprise. Too bad YouTube doesn't offer a waterboarding option for critics. So for those who would like to share their thoughts in a free speech zone the GOP is afraid to tolerate, I bring you the DailyMotion version.
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