Mr. Weird Man (played by Ms. Divine) cannot calculate the amount of flowers he has to buy for his hot chicks and hot dates. Unable to add these massive numbers, he makes a wish - a wish for a magical pocket calculator. Yay!! Now Mr. Weird Man can use this magical calculator to calculate his hot dates and pretty flowers that he has to buy for them.
Watch this little monologue set to the tune of Kraftwerk's Pocket Calculator.
All credits by Ms Divine http://www.msdivine.net