Trop fort !!!! Elle n'est pas chanteuse mais actrice de cinema.
Mon traducteur me dit qu'en English : "a Port man" ça veut dire "un garçon manqué" (à confirmer)
Tout savoir sur elle : http://www.natalieportman.com/
Paroles :
Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman: Hello. CP: So Natalie, what is a day in the life of Natalie Portman like ? NP: Do you really wanna know ? CP: Please, tell us.
[cut to rap video]
NP: I don’t sleep mothafucka off that yak and the bourbon! Doin’ 120, gettin’ head while I’m swervin' ! Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie ! You a crazy chick. NP: Yo, shut the fuck up and SUCK MY DICK !!! I’m bustin’ dudes mouths like Gushers mothafucka ! Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker !!! Guys Yelling: What you want Natalie ? NP: To drink and fight ! Guys: What you need Natalie ? NP: To fuck all night !!!
Don’t test me when I’m crazy on that airplane glue ! Put my foot down your throat till your shittin my shoe !!! Leave you screamin ! Pay for my dry cleanin ! Fuck your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin !!!
[cut back to interview]
CP: I’m sorry Natalie. Are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated ? NP: I never said I was a role model. CP: But, what about the kids that look up to you ? Do you have a message for them ?
[cut back to video]
NP: All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick ! It’s Portman mothafucka ! Drink till I’m sick !!! Slit your throat ! And pump nitrous down the hole ! Watch you laugh and cry ! While I laugh you die !!!
And all the dudes ! You know I’m talking to you ! Guys: We love you Natalie ! NP: I wanna fuck you too !!! Guys: P ! NP: Is for Portman !!! Guys: P ! NP: Is for pussy !!! I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for fun, so don’t push me !!!
[cut back to interview]
CP: Wow.. Natalie.. I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.. NP: Well.. there’s a lot you may not know about me. CP: Really ? Such as.. ?
[cut back to video]
NP: When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed everyday. I cheated every test, and snorted all the yay I gotta def posse, you gotta bunch of dudes... I SIT RIGHT DOWN ON YOUR FACE, AND TAKE A SHIT !!!
Andy Samberg (Viking): Natalie... you are a bad ass bitch. NP: Hell yeah ! AS: And I always pay for your dry cleanin’... when my shit gets in your shoe. NP: What ! AS: As for the drug use... well I can vouch for that. My dick is scared of you. Hooooo !
[cut back to interview]
CP: Okey-doke... Natalie, one final question. If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it... *Nat hits CP with her chair* NP: No more questions.
[cut to random clips of Nat and crew dancing/standing]
