A Day In The Life Of Natalie Portman


par TotozNotDead

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Trop fort !!!! Elle n'est pas chanteuse mais actrice de cinema.

Mon traducteur me dit qu'en English : "a Port man" ça veut dire "un garçon manqué" (à confirmer)

Tout savoir sur elle : http://www.natalieportman.com/

Paroles :

Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
CP: So Natalie, what is a day in the life of Natalie Portman like ?
NP: Do you really wanna know ?
CP: Please, tell us.

[cut to rap video]

NP: I don’t sleep mothafucka off that yak and the bourbon! Doin’ 120, gettin’ head while I’m swervin' !
Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie ! You a crazy chick.
NP: Yo, shut the fuck up and SUCK MY DICK !!!
I’m bustin’ dudes mouths like Gushers mothafucka !
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker !!!
Guys Yelling: What you want Natalie ?
NP: To drink and fight !
Guys: What you need Natalie ?
NP: To fuck all night !!!

Don’t test me when I’m crazy on that airplane glue !
Put my foot down your throat till your shittin my shoe !!!
Leave you screamin !
Pay for my dry cleanin !
Fuck your man, it’s my name that he’s screamin !!!

[cut back to interview]

CP: I’m sorry Natalie. Are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated ?
NP: I never said I was a role model.
CP: But, what about the kids that look up to you ? Do you have a message for them ?

[cut back to video]

NP: All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick !
It’s Portman mothafucka ! Drink till I’m sick !!!
Slit your throat ! And pump nitrous down the hole ! Watch you laugh and cry !
While I laugh you die !!!

And all the dudes ! You know I’m talking to you !
Guys: We love you Natalie !
NP: I wanna fuck you too !!!
Guys: P !
NP: Is for Portman !!!
Guys: P !
NP: Is for pussy !!! I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for fun, so don’t push me !!!

[cut back to interview]

CP: Wow.. Natalie.. I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate..
NP: Well.. there’s a lot you may not know about me.
CP: Really ? Such as.. ?

[cut back to video]

NP: When I was in Harvard,
I smoked weed everyday.
I cheated every test,
and snorted all the yay
I gotta def posse,
you gotta bunch of dudes...

Andy Samberg (Viking): Natalie... you are a bad ass bitch.
NP: Hell yeah !
AS: And I always pay for your dry cleanin’... when my shit gets in your shoe.
NP: What !
AS: As for the drug use... well I can vouch for that. My dick is scared of you. Hooooo !

[cut back to interview]

CP: Okey-doke... Natalie, one final question. If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it...
*Nat hits CP with her chair*
NP: No more questions.

[cut to random clips of Nat and crew dancing/standing]

[cut to quick shot of Nat]