AMAZING FACE, JAPAN: New Japanese Product Exercises Your Face. In The Stupidest Way Possible.

Everyone knows that the home fitness industry is frighteningly inventive when it comes to convincing the public to pay their hard-earned cash for absurd, trivial things. However, this time, the entire Western market must humbly bow their heads in the face of their Eastern superior, Japan, who has officially now outdone them all. Behold, the Facial Fitness Pao, which claims to overpower the droopy effects of aging - all you have to do is look like a head-flailing psychopath for 60 seconds a day. It must be seen to be believed.