William Weiyi Marr - April Fools' Day

April arrived
with a message on my desk
“Call Mr. Lyon—
Urgent! ! ! ”

I dialed the number
“Sorry Mr. Lion can’t come to the phone right now
He is in the CAGE! ”

Before I could put down my phone
her irrepressible laugh jumped out of the line
and bit off my ear, splashing blood
all over my face

It then attacked my innocent officemate
I stood by helplessly and watched him
roll about and eventually die
of laughter

William Weiyi Marr

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