LORE -- Hearthstone Lore in a Minute!

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RicePirate is here with your sorta probably made up Hearthstone Lore! http://bit.ly/MoarLore
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Written by Jared Rosen:
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Voiced by RicePirate:
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Animated by Fungasm:
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Transcript:

In the aftermath of The Shattering and the Fall of the Sha, Azeroth's mortal champions struggle to find relevance in murdering each other repeatedly. Growing tired of farming beans, battling pets, destroying Orgrimmar and fighting an army of mantis-men, they turn to collectible card battling as a source of light entertainment which turns out to be a huge mistake.

In the months that follow, most of Azeroth's civilized society take up the hobby, eventually growing pale and sickly as they devote more and more time to earning 'just one more pack.' Soon Stormwind is hit by a crippling wave of housing foreclosures, while Durotar's gold reserves are drained almost overnight in the wake of a continent-wide Dust addiction. Seizing the opportunity to rise once more, the Scourge forces led by Kel'Thuzad retake Naxxramas and begin an invasion campaign... except they really get into Hearthstone, too.

Mustering what remains of their strength, the Horde and Alliance ally once more and march on the corrupted necropolis with an army of card-dueling professional battlers in what will probably be one of the most odorific epics of the world's war-torn history. Now it's up to you to join them, unlock the five wings of Naxxramas, confront Kel'Thuzad and totally earn some sweet purps for your Warlock deck.!

Have fun!

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