Star Wars Episode VII (2015) Official Fake Teaser Trailer: The Rise of the Elders (NMA Version)

尝试我们新播放器
NMAWorldEdition
206
被观看213次
  • 信息
  • 导出
  • 添加
Check out our official website: http://us.tomonews.net/
Check out our Android app: http://goo.gl/PtT6VD
Check out our iOS app: http://bit.ly/1gO3z1f

----------------------------------------­----------------------------------------­----------------

We have no idea what the latest installment of 'Star Wars' is about, who will star in it or even its title, but that didn't stop us from coming up with an absolutely unauthorized, entirely fictional and ridiculous trailer for this yet-to-be-released movie!

Next Media Animation presents: Star Wars Episode VII: The Rise of the Elders.

And remember, this Star Wars is coming to you from the company that brought you "Dumbo," "Snow White," and "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids"...so you might want to dampen those expectations fanboys (and girls).

One has to consider that Luke Skywalker has spent decades getting over the thought that he once seriously considered banging his sister; something that can't be good for the old psyche.

Han Solo, if he makes an appearance in the film, would be played by 107-year-old veteran actor Harrison Ford, so we're guessing his Imperial Walker is less of a weird four-legged laser-shooting machine and more of a, well, walker.

While genocide is never a good thing, many might be willing to make an exception for the entire Gungan race, which of course includes Jar Jar Binks *shudder*.

What would decades of life together have been like for Han and Leia? Is their love strong enough to survive, say, Han's prostate surgery and almost certain impotence?

Did anyone give any thought to the retirement plans for storm troopers? It's hard to imagine them finding new employment or being retrained as say, medical technicians.

Will this Star War be the War to End all Wars? -- or merely the beginning of years of dumb-ass merchandising tie-ins, boring plotlines, and news coverage of fully grown adults camping out in front of movie theaters for absolutely no good reason?

"Star Wars Episode VII -- coming to every f***ing theater in the motherf***ing world... Xmas 2015" (*sigh*).

----------------------------------------­----------------------------------------­----------

Daily videos brought to you by THE Taiwanese Animators behind the infamous Tiger Woods animation. We got the funniest animations on the web to help you stay in-the-know on all the trending stories, so sit back, relax, and watch a few.

Check out our Android app: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nextmedia.gan
Check out our iOS app: https://itunes.apple.com/app/tomonews/id633875353

Visit our channel for your daily dose of Taiwanese Animations:
https://www.youtube.com/user/NMAWorldEdition

Wish all your news was animated? Subscribe now:
http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=NMAWorldEdition

Can't get enough of Taiwanese animations? Connect with us here:
Facebook http://www.facebook.com/NMAtv
Twitter @nmatv http://www.twitter.com/nmatv
Google+ http://gplus.to/NMAtv
Web http://us.tomonews.net/category/lol

0条评论