David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury. No really, David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury. Do I really need to go into more info that that? Long before Samuel L. Jackson owned the role, this was a TV movie that executives were hoping would do well so they could launch a franchise out of it, but that was not to be. While the brilliant David Goyer (Batman Begins, Man of Steel) wrote the project he also admittedly said he wrote the script very tongue-in-cheek which didn't help anything. It came in fourth behind reruns of JAG, two sitcoms and the end of Titanic. The less said the better.