See Something Say Something (The War On Tourism)

See Something Say Something (The War On Tourism)


Hey everybody! It's terrorist season here in New York City!

Did I say "terrorist?"

Oh. Because I meant it's "tourist" season.


I was going about my day in the same old usual way

Walked 5 blocks to the G train, broken umbrella in the rain.

I waited and waited and waited and waited and wait!

What's that there?

An unattended package next to the subway stairs…


And I thought to myself:


"See something, say something"

But no one was there for me to say something to

"See something, say something"

The attendant had been replaced by a machine, so what was I to do?


I went over to the package to listen for a bomb

And sure as I am sure it was meowing like a bomb.

I knew right then and there I was going to be a hero;

I had to stop that bomb from meowing down to zero.


And I thought to myself:


"See something, say something"

But no one was there for me to say something to

"See something, say something"

The attendant had been replaced by a machine, so what was I to do?


I ran up the subway steps and out into the street.

I yelled "it's a bomb!"

The bomb hissed and peed.

I ran down to the river; the tourists were in shock and awe.

I threw that bomb in the river!

That's when I saw the tiny paw…


I saw something, I did something!

The tourists tweeted their friends about my poor decision.

I saw something, I did something!

What's one kitten in the war on tourism?

The war on terrorism?

The war on tourism!

(Meow meow meow meow!)