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    Thief Lore in a Minute!

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    TotalBiscuit is here with your Thief Lore!

    Written by Jared Rosen:
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    Voiced by TotalBiscuit:
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    Animated by Nevarky:
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    Transcript:

    In the days when man was young and wild and overwhelmingly British, the first pockets of society were visited by two rival beings known as The Master Builder and The Trickster. The Master Builder, the god of order and innovation, gave technology to man and helped him build a great city of stone and metal which they brilliantly name The City. The Trickster, on the other hand, believed in a pure world governed by nature and chaos, so accordingly, he flooded part of The City with zombies while entertaining himself with equally hilarious shenanigans until he could return to his full strength once more.

    Fifty years after the Trickster disappears, a thief named Garrett tries to pickpocket a member of the Keepers, who inducts him into the order and trains him in the ways of mystical balance. But instead, Garrett falls into the employ of a crazy old man with a treasure fetish who ends up being the Trickster in disguise. Garrett kills the Trickster, then the insane leader of a Builder-worshipping cult, and finally cripples the skin-stealing bogeywoman right before looting all their homes.

    Feeling satisfied, he decides to take a long vacation, during which The City goes completely to hell because it's a terrible, terrible place. Now having lost his apprentice and also his eye, Garrett must defeat a tyrant, a plague, and Cthulhu by stealing necklaces and clubbing guards -- all standard practice in a city made of ugly metal and filled with exploding frogs.

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