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    Britney's Close Shave Makes Her The "BALD HEAD DIVA": TheMaskedPerformer.com Rap Tells About Britney's Latest Adventure.
    SING ALONG;
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    Bald Head Diva
    Looks like your life is on the rocks
    Did your toxic lifestyle partying
    Make you cut off all your locks
    When you Unwed K-Fed You Said
    My heart belongs to MR CLEAN
    So you whacked off all your hair
    And became a Skinhead Queen
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    Verse 2:
    Bald Head Diva
    Are you just having some fun?
    Or is your next gig in the convent
    And you're preparing to be a NUN?
    That check in / check out therapy
    Of the swinging door Rehab
    Has us worried that you'll end up
    Next to Anna on a slab
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    Verse 3:
    Bald Head Diva
    Better keep your Britches on
    You've got millions of fans out here who love you
    And YOU are not alone
    You've been from "Mouse-Ka-Teer" to K-Fed
    With 2 kids....It's time to chill
    Bald Head Diva
    It's time to call DR. PHIL
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    Verse 4:
    Like that Long Train Running
    You'd better get back on the track
    Or You're gonna lose your home and family
    And you won't be comin' back
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    Sand & Palms Publishing, BMI 2007